
Here's today's Countdown to 2008/No more "Our children is learning" election news:
- While Celine Dion, Blue Man Group, and Danny Gans entertained fat Midwesterners, Stacey Augmon's alma mater hosted last night's Democratic debate. In summation: The words "...in a Dodd administration" were actually spoken, Obama needs more mojo, Kucinich will guest on Little People, Big World next season, Hillary wants diamonds and pearls, and Edwards has the best hair...vote for him!
- Phone calls reveal secrets about Romney: he's an android.
- Border hoppers beware: Angry white guy may file independent candidacy.
- And finally, Stephanopolus has a messy office.
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