Gaze at the scenic beauty of a Democratic showdown.
50.5: WVPC's current fantasy baseball score. That's enough for last place for those familiar with CBS Sportsline's scoring system.
48: The number of hours necessary to transform a bumbling, inarticulate former press secretary into a left wing hero and/or Republican scourge.
70.5: Number of delegates Barack Obama needs to secure nomination. And what a strange fight it's been for those delegates.
Things got really loud in Florida yesterday. All of this infighting has the GOP licking its lips.
WVPC hasn't offered much commentary on the Democratic superdelegate fight. Quite frankly, it bores us. It's like paying attention to the conflict in a movie when you've already read a review that reveals the ending. Spoiler alert: the jedi wins.
The class issue (Whole Foods, "bitter," shots of Crown Royal in an Indiana bar) is the most fascinating issue of the second half of the 08 campaign. That said, the NY Times gives it some more exposure.
When it comes to arugula, Barack and Roll can shrug off elitist accusations. When it comes to lobbyists, he may have more difficulty. Newsweek looks at his ties to those with much sway in the Beltway.
The running mate search is on, and one name resonates: Webb.
Even if the GOP may have looked better than the squabbling Dems over the last eight weeks, the founder of the 2001-2006 White House Press Network, I mean Faux News, predicts an Obama landslide. WVPC smells conspiracy.
The L.A. Times looks at JMac's peculiar votes for veterans' benefits. Note to Obama campaign: read this editorial and start taking notes for the first debate.
All eyes are on Puerto Rico this Sunday. Either HRC or Obama's people will be nursing a severe Captain Morgan hangover. This just in: Hillary wins.
Sundays. Many Americans flock to the nearest megachurch, get spritualized and wash it all down with a heapin' helpin' of riblets at Applebee's. On this Sunday, the jedi, in a long overdue decision, says goodbye to Trinity.
WVPC out.
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