Everybody Hates Mitt

But these kids love him.



Nice reference, Mitt. I heard MC Hammer's all the rage, too.

The rest of the GOP field doesn't share these youths' enthusiasm.


However, The Mitt finds himself in an unlikely position: frontrunner. That's right; he's leading in Florida polls. Well, at least pretty close to frontrunner.

Even if the Times says the hate is turned up on Romney, last night's debate seemed more like a GOP love fest.

This doesn't bode well for Rudy, who really missed his best opportunity to define his positions amidst the shrinking Republican field.

That tightness may be loosening up a bit. We've already got a two person race on the Dem side, and the Globe says the GOP will become the same after Florida.

Mama McCain is in the house, and you can't contain her.

With mom on his side, McCain stands the best chance at beating Hillary.

The former first lady took her message to Good Morning America this morning. She's going on the counterattack, but she's gotta kinder, gentler machine gun hand.

As for the Jedi, let's just say his My Michelle is ready to step up her game.

Obama gets George Stephanopolus' full attention on This Week. McCain sits down with Russert on Meet the Press.


Finally, a new candidate enters the 2008 race. His background reads like this: small town Indiana boy finds fame and fortune in the Hollywood Hills. He conquers the world for a few brief moments, just to disappear a few years later. He fires his old running mates and replaces them with yes men. For ten years, he makes a promise he just can't keep. And some dolphins were involved. Finally, does he take us to Paradise City in 2008?


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Mitt will have to mow his own yard.

Romney is in hot, hypocritical water. Maybe Rudy was onto something in last week's debate. In a save face move, Mitt ousted his landscapers. The article also reveals a son named Taggart.

Despite his perpetual third place in the standings, Edwards is upbeat. Wouldn't you be too if you had hair like that? What's that? Some think his newfound optimism doesn't fit his often negative campaign attacks. Listen America, Edwards does what he wants when he wants. That piece is from The Politico, which I predict will become extinct after this election. They've been smearing Edwards and his hair for months. Take it elsewhere, Politico. On that note, are you hiring?

While Obama and Huckabee are sweeping the nation, it's still Hillary's race even if she's a bit stuck as of late.

Speaking of the former Arkansas governor, when you're hot, let's just say they huck with you. He's maintained his sense of humor even if Fred isn't laughing.

McCain could use a relief pitcher. Let's say he got a starter instead. Could this endorsement serve as the boost that McCain needs? In a fierce counterattack, I think Romney will bring out Buckner.