Mitt will have to mow his own yard.

Romney is in hot, hypocritical water. Maybe Rudy was onto something in last week's debate. In a save face move, Mitt ousted his landscapers. The article also reveals a son named Taggart.

Despite his perpetual third place in the standings, Edwards is upbeat. Wouldn't you be too if you had hair like that? What's that? Some think his newfound optimism doesn't fit his often negative campaign attacks. Listen America, Edwards does what he wants when he wants. That piece is from The Politico, which I predict will become extinct after this election. They've been smearing Edwards and his hair for months. Take it elsewhere, Politico. On that note, are you hiring?

While Obama and Huckabee are sweeping the nation, it's still Hillary's race even if she's a bit stuck as of late.

Speaking of the former Arkansas governor, when you're hot, let's just say they huck with you. He's maintained his sense of humor even if Fred isn't laughing.

McCain could use a relief pitcher. Let's say he got a starter instead. Could this endorsement serve as the boost that McCain needs? In a fierce counterattack, I think Romney will bring out Buckner.