Clinging to Guns

...when you pry it from my cold, dead paw.

Well, we got a story. Speaking to donors in San Francisco (translation = not the heartland), the jedi said this.
As you can imagine, the media, Hillary and JMac are having a field day with America's new elitist. Ben Smith elaborates on the coming fallout. While he may have brushed off most of the Wright backlash, Rush, Ann and friends are licking their lips over this one. The best part: Obama was right in his assessment! Well, The Nationagrees.

Not much more we can say about that one. Monday will let the spin begin! Hannity already has a hard on.

JMac is smiling. The nod's wrapped up and he's just waiting for a mate. And some even know how he can win this thing.

The GOP loves the men and women in uniform (Jesus is a Republican and a liberator, bud), and the AM blowholes are making sure that you know the other team hates America. Let me introduce you to Neal Bortz. Guess who never served in the military: Neal Boortz. Oh, he's not all that bad; read his interesting wiki-bio here.

Last week, we mentioned male rock fans tend to vote for McCain, per a recent study. Well, how about everyone else? Let's play, How would they vote with the 2008 candidates, past and present!

Flight of the Conchords fans - Obama. Jermaine, Bret, the jedi and lattes go hand in hand.

Neil Diamond fans - Hillary. Wet for the Neil and the Hill.

Sinatra fans - Rudy. He made an offer they couldn't refuse.

Mellencamp fans - I'd like to think Edwards since Don't Call Me Cougar campaigned for the guy, but Mellencamp isn't the best indicator of Indiana's typical voter. Let's go with Thompson.

Opeth fans - Ron Paul. Black t-shirts, dude.

Jimmy Buffet fans - Mitt Romney. There's a lot of investors and lenders but few borrowers in that Parrotheads crowd.

Deadheads - Kucinich.

Genesis (Gabriel era) - Mike Gravel.

Genesis (Collins era) - Chris Dodd.

Charlie Daniels fans - Fred Thompson. Devil went down to the set of Law & Order, looking for a candidate to steal.

Petra fans - Huckabee.

Wevoteprocat is beyond belief.