Thursday, September 25, 2008

It's the economy, stupid.



Extra! Extra! Financial crisis forces candidates to finally confront real issues.

The jedi offers his response to the meltdown. Economic woes usually mean it's a good time to be the Democratic nominee.

JMac has Republicans clamoring for regulation. The party of free markets is really doing some heavy self-evaluation right now.

This just in: Republicans will win rural vote. Thank you for stating the obvious.

Even with a small lead, many fear that Obama may lose. And what will happen if he loses? Pinot grigio will flow like blood down these streets!

Ever dated someone you didn't like but you couldn't quit? JMac knows the feeling. His relationship with a Grey Old Lady has always been rocky at best.

Dittoheads anxiously await the self-destruction of their leader. Will he combust if the jedi captures the White House?

The hockey mom is a predatory species. Salon reveals some of the dirty tricks up North. Let's hope that Alaskan pipeline doesn't lead to the White House.

Palin meets world leaders, offers Kissinger moose hunting tips.

Fortunately, Maureen commented. Allow her to elaborate:
"The two made an odd couple: the last impure Rockefeller Republican and the first pure Rovian Republican, grown totally in the petri dish of cultural crusaderism."
Oh, that's some tasty editorial.

No thanks to the bridge to nowhere? Well, she said yes first. Fought earmarks? Kinda sorta not really. Lowered taxes in Wasilla? Dammit. Wait, I've got it. Fought the big oil companies! Yeah, that's it. Wait. Shit.

The debate goes on? La dee da dee dee.

See you in Mississippi? We need it more than ever.

No comments: